congcongyan

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.

no-excuses-no-lies:

Dude,

srsly.

Fuck

Need this on my blog.

This..omg.

Fucking WIN.

that- So smart.
Oh my god, can I marry this person?

I can’t because polygamy isn’t legal in Australia?

Oh well. Still awesome.

SO MUCH WIN

can i please marry that guy

WIN. OH MY GOD.

That awkward moment when you go in for a high-five, and the other person isn’t even looking.

inevergottosaygoodbye:

missretro-a-gogo:

ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

commitment

Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person when you don’t have any option, it means keeping a relation with someone even though you have lots of options.